Vovochka: "I am highly spiritual, indifferent to wealth, and God's chosen one..."

Vovochka: "Tel Aviv!"

Teacher: "Jerusalem, Vovochka! Jerusalem! Sit down, two! Tomorrow, I want your parents to be at school, at the principal's office, understand?"

Vovochka: "Mar Vanna, don't! Ask me something else..."

Teacher: "List, Vovochka, how you differ from an Anglo-Saxon..."

Vovochka: "I'm highly spiritual, indifferent to wealth and gain... Eh... А! Here! I am a cathedral! And also... uh... I don't remember, Mar Vanna..."

The teacher: "You're also God's chosen one - tattoo it on your nose! That makes two. And your parents are going to school tomorrow..."

...It's disgusting, but sometimes I go to the "swamps" to look at the "highly spiritual" life of orcs.

It was a great shock when a bald professor named Karaganov (by the way, "kara" means "black" in Turkic dialects), so that his bald spot is glowing, and under it are black thoughts, proposed last year to fire nuclear weapons from Moscow at "conditional Poznan.

Well, I wish Eastern Europe and the collective West in general would not live so well and become scared! Otherwise, they have completely lost their fear of the Kremlin!

Now this character (I can't call him a person!) has decided to explain the hundreds of thousands of corpses of the male half of his compatriots by the highest patriotic goals in his mind. 

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