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Caricature by Oleksandr Sydorenko.

Midnight. In one of the Kremlin's basements, only black wax candles are burning. Three figures lean over a table marked with an alphabetical circle: Putin, Lavrov, and Gerasimov. They all hold their fingertips on an inverted porcelain saucer…