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Caricature by Olexandr Sydorenko

Kim Jong Un and Ayatollah Khamenei are sitting together, drinking tea. Khamenei flips through a news printout: — Did you hear, Kim? Putin is mentioned over 1,000 times in the new Epstein files. Kim Jong Un sets his cup aside, disappointed: — Only a thousand? Listen, Ayatollah, was this Epstein guy actually influential? In my morning paper, my name is mentioned three thousand times, and that’s just in the weather forecast!