NATO Without Red Cards, But with a Native Patriot: How Trump Bought FIFA, While Google Hid Men's DNA

Cartoon by Olexandr Sydorenko.

— Trump and Infantino meet before the match. Trump says: — Gianni, we need to cancel the red card for our player. I consider this rule outdated and unfair! — But, Mr. President, this is a basic rule of football, you cannot just up and cancel it during a tournament! — Gianni, listen to me. Rules are written for those who do not know how to negotiate. And you and I—we are the masters of this life. Just rewrite the statute!