Top PsyOps of the Week (09.03. – 15.03.2026): the perfect weapon – a million-million "star-spangled" drones, the "Narva People's Republic" and a "Tomahawk" for girls…
Articles | | 581 | Author: Olena Zelenina, Olexandr Sydorenko (caricature)
Cartoon by Olexandr Sydorenko.
Kim Jong Un writes an urgent dispatch to the Kremlin: — Vladimir Vladimirovich, I have an idea! This Zelenskyy is offering his drones to the Persian Gulf countries. He says they are the best in the world because they have undergone combat testing. If they buy technologies from him, we will lose the market! We must urgently seize the initiative...
Putin calls the Emirates to offer an "innovation," and the sheikhs reply: — Listen, here in the desert we are used to camel dung, but transporting manure halfway across the world by air is a perfume too expensive even for us. We would prefer something that explodes, rather than something that just makes you want to take a shower.
Kim did not lose his nerve and writes a follow-up: — You are refusing in vain! My balloons are the ideal weapon. While the enemy thinks it’s a missile, a pile of trash and manure falls on them. If Zelenskyy promises them an "Iron Dome," then I guarantee them a "Brown Rain."
Summary of the Main Analysis:
The Drone Debate: The text analyzes Donald Trump's claims on Fox News that the US has the "best drones in the world" and doesn't need Ukraine's experience. The author counters this by highlighting that while US tech is advanced, it lacks the massive scale and "battle-hardened" frequency adaptation that Ukraine has mastered under electronic warfare pressure.
The "Narva People's Republic": A look at Russian hybrid threats toward Estonia, specifically focusing on how propaganda targets the Russian-speaking population in Narva to create a pretext for "protection" and destabilization.
Propaganda & Hybrid Warfare: The article discusses various psychological operations used to sow distrust between allies, including the mocking of Western military aid and the promotion of "miracle weapons" or distraction narratives (like the mentioned "Tomahawk for girls").
Zitelmann & Ideology: An analysis of how certain Western intellectuals or figures might be used (intentionally or not) to mirror Kremlin narratives about the inevitable decline of the current world order.
Read more in the Ukrainian edition....
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