Top PSYOPs of the Week (June 29 – July 5, 2026): Mr. Bean is Furious! The Comedian Demands Royalties for the Bicycle Assault on Kharkiv Oblast

Cartoon by Olexandr Sydorenko.

Putin shouts during a meeting: "We were planning to stage a global fuel crisis! Why do we have no gasoline, why are our tanks stalling, and why is the sowing season failing?!" The Minister of Defense, smiling joyfully, responds: "Vladimir Vladimirovich, we decided to think globally! Instead of burning someone else's oil, we burned ours right at the refineries—Ukrainian drones helped us out for free! Now the crisis is 100% ours, completely import-substituted!"