Everyone’s Fired! When the Head Doctor of the Madhouse Loses His Mind…
Articles | | 818 | Author: By Olena Zelenina, Oleksandr Sydorenko (Caricature)
Cartoon by Olexandr Sydorenko.
Listen to the latest geopolitical joke… There is a commotion in the madhouse: the head doctor has finally lost his mind. He locked himself in his office, covered the walls with maps of the Arctic, and refuses to come out. Meanwhile, an orderly enters the "political" ward and sees a sight: Donald Trump (played by one of the patients) is sitting on the bed, surrounded by gold bars made of foil, trying to stick a US flag onto his nightstand…
The orderly sighs: "Well, Donald, buying Greenland again? I told you, Denmark isn't selling!"
The patient looks at him condescendingly through imaginary gold glasses and replies: "The issue with Denmark is closed, baby! I just pulled off the deal of a lifetime."
The orderly smiles: "And with whom?"
"With your head doctor! He just sold me the entire second floor of this clinic, along with the kitchen and the laundry, in exchange for one icy island in the Arctic Ocean."
The orderly turns pale: "But the head doctor doesn't own any Greenland!"
Trump winks: "Correct. But now he has a certificate of ownership for a snowdrift that I drew for him in chalk on the hallway wall. And I—I have the controlling interest in this hospital. So, kid... You’re fired!"
At that moment, a shout comes from the head doctor’s office: "Urgent! Build a 'Trump Iceberg' hotel where the staff room is! And check if we have enough white paint to turn all the nurses into blondes!"
Unfortunately, the Greenland topic effectively canceled the discussions between Ukraine, Europe, and the US in Davos regarding ending the war and overshadowed the "Epstein case." Perhaps that was the intention all along?
Read more in the Ukrainian edition....
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