A Grand Review of Global Absurdity: Comrade Xi Builds a School in Irkutsk, Cuba Bombs Florida with Russian Drones, and NATO Loses the War

Cartoon by Olexandr Sydorenko.

"— Vladimir Vladimirovich, how did your visit to Beijing go? Did you sign new strategic agreements on gas supply? — Much better! We agreed on a complete geopolitical barter: we give them the taiga and oil, and Comrade Xi gives our Siberians an unfinished school in Irkutsk. True, on one condition: from now on, 'Conversations about Important Things' there will be taught exclusively in Chinese..."